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Uncommon Diagnosis

by Jeff Rauschl

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H. W. I detect some trout fishing and some giants. This one really makes me smile! Favorite track: Molecule.
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Molecule 02:16
Molecule, molecule, they say that we're nothing more than molecules false or true but when I'm with you well then I'm just a happy bunch of molecules. Cosmic dust, Cosmic dust they say that we're nothing more than cosmic dust I don't know much but I love you so take my hand and we'll touch molecules. They say that you and I are 93% water If that's true give me a straw so I can take a sip of you give me my mask, my fins, my suit I'm diving in to your Molecule, molecule, they say that we're nothing more than molecules false or true but when I'm see you well then I see a sexy bunch of Molecules. DNA, DNA they say that we're nothing more than DNA It;'s in the geneas they say that might be true because I like the way you fill those jeans with molecules and Cosmic dust DNA and all that stuff now, I know it's true because I love you so let's get together and swap molecules
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Garfunkel 03:41
You know I'd be glad to be your Garfunkel or you can play lead guitar I'll be the drummer I'll let you have center stage I'll be the chorus feeling lucky that you are near us in the glow of your celebrity feel the pulling of your gravity you got me spinning round round round round you like a satellite (g-g-g-g-g Garfunkel) (etc...) spinning round round round round you like a satellite oh spinning round round round round you like a satellite You can be my Marilyn I'll be your Joe DiMaggio you can be Ruth or Aaron I'll just be Joe DiMaggio You can be that Coffee Machine I'll sing your praises on the radio or TV screen Sell my pride sell my dignity drip drip drip dripping in your gravity. you got me spinning round round round round you like a satellite (g-g-g-g-g Garfunkel) (etc...) spinning round round round round you like a satellite oh spinning round round round round you like a satellite You can be the sun I'll be the planets Better yet You can be the sun I'll be your Haley's Comet and I will wait 76 years for a chance to be near and all those other years it's clear I'll be spinning round round round round you like a satellite (ha ha ha ha) spinning round round round round you like a satellite (g-g-g-g-g Garfunkel) (etc...) oh spinning round round round round you like a satellite (g-g-g-g-g Garfunkel) (etc...) (g-g-g-g-g Garfunkel) (etc...) fin
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Bacteria 02:53
My baby's got bac- teria It's just a natural fact and it wiggles and it jiggles my baby's bac- teria and I like it like that I like to get up close to baby's bac- teria there's no denying the fact 'cause the only place it grows is on her fine round posterior and I like it like that Yeah my baby's got bac- teria back back back back back Baby's got bac- teria back back back back back B to the A to the C to the Teria no one gives a damn what the doctors theories are baby's blowing up on social media hashtag trending #asshysteria She's gone viral she's contagious no one gives a damn about the dangers spreading like a plague across the nation she's infectious she's outrageous she's the gluteus and the maximus! Yeah my baby's got bac- teria back back back back back Baby's got bac- teria back back back back back Now people come from miles to see my baby's bac- terias there's no more hiding the fact we charge 'em fifty bucks a head to see her shake it in the theater yeah we like it like that 'cause my baby's got bac- teria back back back back back Baby's got bac- teria back back back back back 'cause my baby's got bac- teria back back back back back Baby's got bac- teria back back back back back
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I love you baby but time is not my friend Come tomorrow, I'll be on the wind Hear their hounds now, I fear they're closing in Maybe someday if I'm lucky I'll be back again So take a picture now before i leave Take this token was my mamas' rosary It 'll keep you safe now this keepsake memory and when you hold it at night before you o to sllep you can think of me.. Out there all alone I'm always on the road out their all alone oh, I'm always on the road but for a minute with you I finally found a home I love you baby but I must confess I've done some crimes I haven't paid for yet] and I loved another long before we met and every day I see her face I never will forget Oh and we were in love in our innocence and then I lost her to a needle makes no sense And I was angry I took revenge killed a man that sold her that heroin and left me all alone I'm always on the road oh never known but with you for moment I had a home. (instrumental to fin) '
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I'm Just a Rundown Cowboy A long Shadow in a sunset town boys Feeling lower than the dirt on the over-sized shoes of a rodeo clown boys Just a rundown cowboy ain't got no horse oh to get around boys ain't got no gun... I'm just a rundown cowboy (yodels) I was the best I won the west but that was then there's nothing left but memories I've been replaced by men from space Super HEros 3D games technology And I'm a rundown COwboy I'll take the bus if you run me out of town boys I was once so much more Something children did adore but now I'm just a rundown cowboy (yodels) a rundown cowboy etc. el fin.
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Blame it on Me ©2014 jeff rauschl Every heartache I've known was self inflicted Every cut down deep to the b one I held the knife Every tear that left my eyes I'm the reason why So if you're looking for blame, I'm the guy Every crime of passion you were the victim And I'm the cause of all your pain and suffering All your dreams that hit the wall Well, that could never be your fault So if you need to place blame I'll take the fall Blame it on Me Ohhh Blame it on Me ohhh just blame it on me It's okay to point the finger my way I mean, just look at you, you're so beautiful and look at me, it's indisputable oh that the blame is on me oh blame it on me ohhhh just blame it on me Just blame it on me if you do it will set you free and maybe just once I can make you happy Every heartache I've known was self inflicted.
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Lyrics copyright 2013 See my Lacquer how it's cracking there's a scratch below my eye look close you'll see graffiti painted over on my thigh Once I thought I was a stallion That's just a dirty lie I'm just a Carousel Pony on a carnival ride I'm bobbing up and down for hours in a stream of consciousness every day in one direction every night monotonous 'till till the crowds have left the midway and they're turning out the lights 'till I'm left alone in darkness it scares me every time I'm just a carousel Pony on a carousel ride Going round and round in circles in my carousel life If I could I'd break away and gal;lop off into the night but I'm stuck here like a statue on this carousel ride. Once I dreamed i was a coaster with a thrill at every curve Going faster, more adventure every drop and every turn Every scream so electric, pulse my heart spark my nerves but I'm stuck here on this thing maybe this is all I really deserve (to be a) carousel Pony on a carousel ride Going round and round in circles in my carousel life Man I wish I could break away and gallop off into the night but I'm just a carousel pony on a carousel ride How I wish I was a coaster Reaching Higher up to god maybe then he'd hear my prayers and take me to the great beyond but till then I keep my faith cause it's my purpose it's my job There's a reason I was chosen for the carousel ride So maybe you could use a ticket climb on board one more time Bring the smallest of your children It's the safest of the rides lift them up onto my saddle take a picture I'M ALIVE! for a moment so much more than just a pony on a carousel ride.
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released March 12, 2015

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Jeff Rauschl Green Bay, Wisconsin

I am a singer/songwriter with a catalog of well over 100 songs. I have been writing steadily for over 5 years

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